“- Bob: I have a younger brother. I hate his guts.
- Secondo: Why?
- Bob: He's cheap.
- Secondo: But he's your brother.
- Bob: He's a person. I hate cheap people.”
Campbell Scott - Bob
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.”

John Goodman - Harling Mays

“- Sarah: Why does Han hate you so much?
- Frank: Not enough hugs as a child.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah
Bruce Willis - Frank

“- Court Foster: You know you don't have to come along.
- Dani Trant: Are you sure you can find your way, it's an awful big town.
- Court Foster: Are you always in the habit of going where you're not wanted or is this a new thing with you?
- Dani Trant: Are you always this nice to people you just met or are you practicin' up to be a horse's butt?”
Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“- John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
- Nick Lang: Me too.
- John Moss: And don't quit like me, either!”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang