“- John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman!
- John Shaft II: Why not?
- John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic!
- John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper!”
Jessie T. Usher - JJ Shaft
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“- Michael Fitzsimmons: Gilfond's okay, except that he thinks Hemingway is great literature.
- Peggy Sue: And you don't?
- Michael Fitzsimmons: He's a fisherman. The most overrated writer of the century. I mean, man he is the perfect American Author - fat, violent, drunk.”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Michael Fitzsimmons
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“You should never let a chick get in your head; that's why I prefer not to even talk to my dates.”
Rob Corddry - Hater

“I will not be deterred by partisanship. I will not be deterred by misogyny. I will not be deterred by hate.”
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries.”
Roscoe Karns - Phil Whittaker