“- Hilary Faye: You know, smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second hand smoke kills.
- Cassandra: I'm counting on it.”
Mandy Moore - Hilary Faye
Eva Amurri Martino - Cassandra

“- Leo Katzman: Second-hand smoke kills, you know.
- Nicole Horner: Not reliably.”

Allen Garfield - Leo Katzman
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.”
Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“Those cigarettes aren't going to kill you, brother. I am.”
Charlie Sheen - Artie Mitchell