“- Immigration Officer #1: What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?
- Tony Montana: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man? He kidding me or what?
- Immigration Officer #2: Just answer the questions, Tony!
- Tony Montana: Okay. No. Okay? Fuck no!”
Garnett Smith - Immigration Officer #1
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Tony Perez - Immigration Officer #2

“- Farmer Ted: Just answer me one question.
- Samantha: Yes, you're a total fag.
- Farmer Ted: [laughs] That's not the question.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

- Victoria Grant: Let me ask you a question.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.
- Victoria Grant: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Interviewer: Heterosexual?
- Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.”
Neil Pollock - Interviewer
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

“- Lenny: Sex is not the answer.
- Bob Crane: It's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.”
Ron Leibman - Lenny
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane