“- Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
- Indiana Jones: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.”

Karen Allen - Marion
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“The room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month.”

Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?”
Joanna Lumley - Dame Olga
Minnie Driver - Mandy

“- Silas Crow: I think you're looking pretty good for three years in the pen.
- Gooch: It's a fucking health spa.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Michael Greyeyes - Gooch