“- Andrew Miller: Mrs. Karkanie is giving me a do over. She says everyone get's a second chance.
- Daniel Miller: That's only because she's been married 5 times. Let me tell you something, in the business world there are no second chances.”

Mikey Kovar - Andrew Miller
David Paymer - Daniel Miller

“In this, you exist. In another you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, you're married to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man.”

Jason Statham - MVA Agent Evan Funsch

“Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. That's the point. Don't wait too long in life.”

W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé

“There are a great many chances for advancement. Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my Vice President. My first and only vice.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“I think the world has been run long enough by well-meaning professionals. We might give the amateurs a chance now.”
Laraine Day - Carol Fisher