“You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.”

Ron White - Clyde Ledbetter

“Here's a field... take a look out. Picture a house... Picture a lot of houses. What else is a field good for but building houses?”
Spalding Gray - Earl Culver

“I'm, uh, building a house in California. An exact replica of my imperial villa in Rome, down to the very last detail. But with flush toilets. Yes, the mountain may not have come to Muhammad, but it sure as hell came to me.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“- Count Cavriaghi: How big is this palace anyway? How many rooms are there?
- Tancredi Falconeri: Nobody knows, not even Uncle. He says a palace in which you know every room isn't worth living in.”
Terence Hill - Count Cavriaghi
Alain Delon - Tancredi Falconeri

“- Wade Harper: We're going back to build our fences.
- Judge Roy Bean: If you do, you better build coffins with them.”
Forrest Tucker - Wade Harper
Walter Brennan - Judge Roy Bean