“- Barney: I don't get it. I marry Annabelle and I spend my honeymoon with you.
- Sunshine: Well, I can cook.”
Frank McHugh - Barney
William Demarest - Sunshine

“- Mama: Boy didn't marry her for her cooking...
- Randy Sue Carter: He didn't marry me, period.”
Rosetta LeNoire - Mama
Caroline Aaron - Randy Sue Carter

“Valka-I'm, uh... a little out of practice.
Stoick the Vast-Well, you know - I didn't marry you for your cooking.
Gobber-I hope not. Her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle ax.”

Cate Blanchett - Valka
Gerard Butler - Stoick
Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen

“What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food.”
Vincent Schiavelli