Caroline Aaron movie quotes

“Every film is a battle. Some you win, some you don't.”
Caroline Aaron

“- Harry Block: Cookie is the nanny.
- Doris: The nanny! Where did you get her, from an agency or a massage parlor?
- Harry Block: Oh jesus! She's a sweet kid, what are you picking on?
- Doris: Ah, still with the sex pots, the tramps, the vilda chayes.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Caroline Aaron - Doris

“When you have directors that are hospitable and open to suggestion, everything is easier, and you have time to explore, but within reason and limits.”
Caroline Aaron

“- Abby Janello: Being with him is like making a choice.
- Donna: You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.
- Abby Janello: It just can't be him - that's all.
- Donna: Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello
Caroline Aaron - Donna

“I've worked with top-of-the-line directors and they know what they want.”
Caroline Aaron

“- Dr. Marcia Fieldstone: Tell me what was so special about your wife?
- Sam Baldwin: Well, how long is your program? Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together... and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home... only to no home I'd...” (continue)(continue reading)
Caroline Aaron - Dr. Marcia Fieldstone
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“- Doris: You have no values. Your whole life, it's nihilism, it's cynicism, it's sarcasm and your orgasm.
- Harry Block: You know, in France I could run on that slogan and win.”
Caroline Aaron - Doris
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Doris: You're a self-hating jew.
- Harry Block: Hey, I may hate myself but not 'cause I'm jewish.”
Caroline Aaron - Doris
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Harry Block: She's got a PhD, this girl.
- Doris: Really? I don't know how she did on her written, but I'm sure she got an A plus on her oral exam.”

Woody Allen - Harry Block
Caroline Aaron - Doris

“- Woman in Restaurant: Monsieur, is this what I ordered?
- Secondo: Yes, that is the Risotto. It is a special recipe that my brother and I bring from Italy. It's delicious, I promise.
- Woman in Restaurant: It took so long, I thought you went back to Italy to get it.”
Caroline Aaron - Woman in Restaurant
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“- Mama: Boy didn't marry her for her cooking...
- Randy Sue Carter: He didn't marry me, period.”
Rosetta LeNoire - Mama
Caroline Aaron - Randy Sue Carter

Guys screw up - that's what they do. It's in their manual, right under "Love your grill; leave socks on floor".
Caroline Aaron - Donna