“I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“- David Brice: You tell me who it is!
- Susan Atwell: He's not a pig like you!”

Gene Hackman - David Brice
Sean Young - Susan Atwell

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Tony, you're, you're, you're a dirty-minded little rat.
- Tony Gazotti: There you go again! Boy, I like you!”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Nat Pendleton - Tony Gazotti

“- Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!
- David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
- Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!”
Emma Roberts - Casey Mathis
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“Come on, suckers! What's the matter with you? What are you waiting for? Didn't think we were here, did you? You dirty rotten rats! We're still here! We'll always be here! Why don't you come and get it?”
Robert Taylor - Sgt. Bill Dane