“He has a good heart, Sir. And... nice man-boobs.”
Kevin Sorbo - Captain

“- Oscar Madison: What's the matter, don't you look at a good ass anymore?
- Abe: I'm not allowed to look at Pastrami, why should I look at an ass?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Lou Cutell - Abe

“Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“Look, my wallet, it can't buy me no stocks and bonds; but, my hands, are Cadillac de Villes. My body is a Rolls Royce Corniche.”
Robert Beltran - Juan

“- Agent 23: See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine!
- Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?
- Agent 23: No.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99