“- Claudia Wilson Gator: [after kissing Jim] I wanted to do that.
- Jim Kurring: Well...
- Claudia Wilson Gator: That felt good to do - to do what I wanted to do.”
John C. Reilly - Officer Jim Kurring
Melora Walters - Claudia Wilson Gator

“The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.”
Oprah Winfrey

“- Phyllis Nefler: I’ve lost my will to shop.
- Vicki Sprantz: Phyllis, that's not funny.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler
Stephanie Beacham - Vicki Sprantz

“In my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“- Manny: Utilizing psychic vibrations, I shall select the perfect volunteer.
- Molt: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Pick me! Oh, oh! C'mon, I'm asking you with my brain.”
Jonathan Harris - Manny
Richard Kind - Molt