“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”
W.C. Fields

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I drink therefore I am.”
W.C. Fields