“- Phil Blackwood: You're reading one of my books... I thought you were strictly Proust and Dostoevsky?
- Nina Lonescu: Well, I could not go to sleep last night and I knew this would help.”
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu

“I don't do much really, I just read, and work here, and... sleep and eat, and... watch movies.”
Wammo - Anti-Artist

- Mallory Grace: The book was in here with a big warning that said "Do not read", and you read it?
- Jared Grace: It's a book. I didn't think reading it would unleash goblin fury, okay?
Sarah Bolger - Mallory Grace
Freddie Highmore - Jared Grace

“- Hermione Granger: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
- Ron Weasley: This is light?”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger
Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley

“- Jacob Fuller: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
- Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?”
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller
Tom Savini - Sex Machine