“- Bullwinkle: Rocky's right, Karen, and two rights don't make a wrong!
- Rocky: Bullwinkle, that's not what you mean!
- Bullwinkle: You mean two rights do make a wrong?”
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle
June Foray - Rocky

“- Randal Graves: I hope it feels good.
- Indecisive Video Customer: You hope what feels good?
- Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Donna Jeanne - Indecisive Video Customer

“Wrong questions get wrong answers.”

Ben Barnes - Tom Ward

“- Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
- Shrek: You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“Since when do you have to be nice to be right?”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield