“My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“- Mrs. Kovic: Don't say penis in this house!
- Ron Kovic: Penis! Penis! Big fucking erect penis, mom!”
Caroline Kava - Mrs. Kovic
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic

“You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive.”

Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater

“Pardon my French, General, but, you're full of shit!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton