“- John McClane: Listen, you fail I cover your ass. I fail you cover my ass!
- Zeus Carver: And if we both fail?
- John McClane: Then we're both fucked.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“Oh no! We suck again!”

Rob Schneider - Townie

“- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
- Dave Frazier: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
Gary Riley - Dave Frazier

“I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. But you won't be half as good on any other paper and you know it. We're a team. That's what we are. You need me and I need you, and the paper needs both of us.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“We can't win the old ball game unless we have teamwork. And that's where every John Doe comes in. It's up to him to get together with his teammate. And your teammate, my friends, is the guy next door to you.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe