“Summer School” quotes

Movie Summer School
Carl Reiner directed this movie in 1987
Title Summer School
Year 1987
Director Carl Reiner
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – A teacher is forced to spend the holidays instructing a group of young criminals.
All actors – Mark Harmon, Kirstie Alley, Robin Thomas, Patrick Labyorteaux, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Dean Cameron, Gary Riley, Kelly Jo Minter, Ken Olandt, Shawnee Smith, Richard Steven Horvitz, Fabiana Udenio
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  • “Fact: Alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more and you're a talking monkey.”

    Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
  • “- Anna-Maria Mazarelli: So pretty!
    - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!”

    Fabiana Udenio - Anna-Maria Mazarelli
    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    [Tag:danger, risk, safety]
  • “- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?
    - Dave Frazier: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.”

    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    Gary Riley - Dave Frazier
  • “- Freddy Shoop: Hey, I remember you. Where have you been?
    - Jerome Watkins: Bathroom.
    - Freddy Shoop: For the last six weeks?
    - Jerome Watkins: My zipper got stuck.”

    Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
    Duane Davis - Jerome Watkins
  • “Can I call my folks and tell them I won't be coming home... ever?”
    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    [Tag:family, farewell, home]
  • - Freddy Shoop: Francis Gremp?
    - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".
    - Freddy Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?
    - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: As in "Texas Massacre".

    Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    [Tag:movie, nickname, tools]
  • “We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.”
    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    [Tag:cars, haste, speed]
  • “- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: This menstruation thing is a scam. Women are so lucky.
    - Denise Green: What? Oh we're so lucky? You think having your period is a picnic in the park? First of all you're all PMSed out, and second you don't any room in your purse for your hairbrush because of all the damn mini pads. You are so ignorant!”

    Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp
    Kelly Jo Minter - Denise Green
    [Tag:period, women]