“- Max Klein: You want me to be honest with you, Les?
- Lester Siegel: No, I would like you to bullshit me, Max.”
Richard Kind - Max Klein
Alan Arkin - Lester Siegel

“- John Robie: You know as well as I do: this necklace is imitation.
- Frances Stevens: Well, I'm not.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens

“Your tongue is old, but sharp, Cicero. Be careful how you waggle it. One day it will cut off your head.”
Richard Burton - Mark Antony

“We can't be direct, so we end up saying the weirdest things.”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: Why are you telling me this?
- To-Bel: Shall I be honest?
- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: Please.
- To-Bel: Just the mood I was in.”
Mary Woronov - Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel