“- Castillo: This llama will lead us toward prosperity.
- Jane: It's like he killed himself rather than appear in our commercial.”

Joaquim de Almeida - Castillo
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“I always say, when you've got a job to do, get somebody else to do it.”
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally

“It takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.”

John Wayne - Bob Seton

“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!”
Alan Hale - Ed Carlsen

- Sgt. Heppelfinger: A Marine never hides. That's what Semper Fidelis means: it means "Face the music".
- Woodrow Truesmith: It does not. It happens to mean "Always faithful".
William Demarest - Sgt. Heffelfinger
Eddie Bracken - Woodrow Truesmith