“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies ‘for you, no charge’.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“As my mom used to say, ‘When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.’ She was full of fun lies like that.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop

“I’m not a nerd. I’m smart. There’s a difference.”
Bria Danielle Singleton - Young Emily