“Don't take it personally, they're just trying to figure out if you're a gold digging whore. You know, like my wife.”
“I'm gonna snap your neck like a glow stick!”
“- Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
- Brad: You got me!
- Jack: Inside joke.”
“Wake up, and smell the desperation.”
“- Matt Jensen: I'm in a dry spell, man.
- Dustin Knight: To be in a dry spell you've had to have been in a wet spell.
- Matt Jensen: I've had sex.
- Dustin Knight: Yeah, with a human, though.
- Matt Jensen: Who's making up all these rules, man?”
“- Dustin Knight: So to recap, um, we smell like turds, we have no car, no Jimmy Wilson, and I'm broke. I guess you could call me stupid.
- Matt Jensen: Hey Stupid.
- Dustin Knight: What?”