“I brought my own pillow so I don't get my spit all over yours.”
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Peg: Kevin, it's not polite to stare. Think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you.
- Kevin: I wouldn't care.
- Peg: Well, I would, so don't do it!”
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

“One day you're gonna be nice to me. We may both be dead and buried, but you're gonna be nice - at least civil.”

Ossie Davis - Da Mayor

“- Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
- Alan Abernathy: Awfully polite for a monster.”
Frank Langella - Archer
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy

“- Junior Healy: Dad, can we go? These people are real idiots.
- Aron Burger: Excuse me, Your Highness. I didn't realize that simple little me and my simple little family weren't good enough for your high and mighty tastes. Hey, I should go and slip on my silk tuxedo and then we can trot out the champagne and the escargots.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Alan Blumenfeld - Aron Burger