“Dennis the Menace” quotes(1993)
Plot – Wherever he goes, Dennis regularly manages to trigger a pandemonium, a series of disasters that in one way or another always falls back on his neighbour George Wilson, his eternal victim. During a quiet summer afternoon, Mr. Wilson is enjoying his newspaper when suddenly he realizes that his peace has lasted too long. Instantly, Mr. Wilson's most gloomy forebodings come to reality as the man hears a pitched voice: Dennis is back!
All actors – Walter Matthau, Mason Gamble, Joan Plowright, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Robert Stanton, Amy Sakasitz, Kellen Hathaway, Paul Winfield, Natasha Lyonne, Devin Ratray, Hank Johnstonshow all
“Dennis the Menace” Quotes 12 quotes
“Why is it when everyone else feasts on the pleasure of life, I get the indigestion?”
“I brought my own pillow so I don't get my spit all over yours.”
“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
“When my old man had something important to tell me, he told me with his belt.”
“- Mr. George Wilson: How come you ask so many questions?
- Dennis Mitchell: I've only been around for 5 years. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.”
“This is the crowning moment of my retired life and I’m not going to throw it away like the evening trash.”
“Disappointment's going to be a big part of his life. He's a foot short for his age and he's cross-eyed.”
“Grownup guys are happy in the morning when they wake up. My dad's so happy, he whistles when he goes to the bathroom. The only time he isn't happy is on Sunday morning when he and my mom wrestle. They kind of like to be alone when they do that. I think it's 'cause they take off their shirts and then they start to make funny noises.”