“- Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
- Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
- Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? 'Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!”
Reggie Bannister - Pharmacist
George "Buck" Flower - Homeless Man

“Practically every major corporation hides its money offshore. And that is good news for us, because we are the the shore.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“- Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
- Joe Black: Death and taxes.”

Jake Weber - Drew
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Taxreasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.