“Ride yourself a trade wind...”
“The Rum Diary” quotes
(2011)
“The Rum Diary” Quotes 18 quotes
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“- Kemp: You know what I think? I think we're drinking too much rum.
- Sala: There's no other way.
- Kemp: I'm getting double ashtray, and double salt pot.”
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“- Moberg: Maybe I can interest you gentlemen in something else.
- Kemp: Like what? Death?
- Moberg: Like the most powerful drug in the history of narcotics. I'm not at liberty to discuss or disclose; all I can tell you is: this stuff is so powerful, they give it to communists.”
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“Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet!”
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“Why don't you go die a slow and agonizingly painful death?”
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“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth who claim a God, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one. Does the world belong to no one but you?”
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“Do not confuse love with lust, nor drunkenness with judgment.”
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“Beasts of obesity. Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow. The great whites. Probably the most dangerous creatures on earth.”
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“Do you smell it? It's the smell of bastards. It's also the smell of truth.”
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“There's no such thing as a liberal. A liberal is a commie with a college education thinking negro thoughts.”
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“Practically every major corporation hides its money offshore. And that is good news for us, because we are the the shore.”
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“You can't fire me, you owe me money, and you better pay it or I'll go to the roof and turn this place into an insurance claim.”
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“- Lotterman: What do you know about horoscopes?
- Kemp: Nothing.
- Lotterman: Ah, well, if I can write one, you can.”
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