“The gunfight is in the head, not the hands.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Kid

“- Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
- David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him, are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.”
Tony Hendra - Ian Faith
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins

“Those sounds come from inside, not outside. Then only when you're concentrating, when you believe strongly in something.”

Eric Portman - Thomas Colpeper, JP

“- Thomas Colpeper, JP: I was concentrating on who was coming up the hill to disturb me.
- Alison Smith: Disturb you? At what?
- Thomas Colpeper, JP: Breathing the air, smelling the earth, watching the clouds.”
Eric Portman - Thomas Colpeper, JP
Sheila Sim - Alison Smith

“Never take your eye off the ball, Max. If you do, either the sea'll get you or the whale will.”

James J. Kilpatrick - John Wesley