“- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- Spanky: Good.
- Stymie: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Bug Hall - Alfalfa

“- Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.
- Jock: Maybe she's retarded.
- Jake: I'm being serious, okay? She looks at me like she's in love with me.”
Michael Schoeffling - Jake
Steve Monarque - Jock

“Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know. Without a doubt, it'll just bam hit me. Like lightening.”
Christopher Daniel Barnes - Eric

“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.”
Clark Gable

“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland