“I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“-22: I just use this voice because it annoys people.
-Joe: It’s very effective.”
Jamie Foxx - Joe
Tina Fey - 22

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
Danny DeVito - Chesterfield

“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

Jason Patric - Michael

“- Jehovah's Witnesses: [at the front door] Good afternoon. Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house?
- Alan Bennett: No. Try the van...”

Samuel Anderson - Jehova's Witnesses
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett