“- Jehovah's Witnesses: [at the front door] Good afternoon. Does Jesus Christ dwell in this house?
- Alan Bennett: No. Try the van...”

Samuel Anderson - Jehova's Witnesses
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“Happily ever after only exists in fairy tales. Yet a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Narrator

“- Beca Mitchell: We're going to kick your ass.
- Female Das Sound Machine Leader: I'm sorry, I don't speak loser. What did you say?
- Male Das Sound Machine Leader: She actually speaks eight languages but 'loser' is not one of them.”
Anna Kendrick - Beca
Allie Feder - Female Das Sound Machine Leader
Andrew Fitzpatrick - Male Das Sound Machine Leader

“I make that same face when I put my cologne on in the morning, especially when I'm home alone.”

David Spade - General George Custer

“- Natalie: Sure, you can buy me a drink.
- Mitch: Good to know.
- Natalie: Is that how you treat a lady who shows interest?
- Mitch: You asked for a free drink. You didn't show interest.
- Natalie: Were you expecting a blow job right out of the gate?”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch