“There's one thing I've learned here in politics: that ignorance is no obstacle to advancement. In fact, in some cases it's quite an advantage.”

Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln

“I'm not interested in friends from those places, and I don't trust politicians!”
Robert De Niro - Noodles

“One always picks the easy fight. One praises fools, one smothers light. One shifts from left to right. Politics - the art of the possible.”
Antonio Banderas - Ché

“- David Carlton: Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?
- Ali G: What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.
- David Carlton: That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?
- Ali G: Yes.”
Charles Dance - David Carlton
Sacha Baron Cohen - Ali G

“A limp goes a long way in politics.”
Harris Yulin - Al Cross