“- Sarge: Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?
- Fillmore: Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!”

Paul Dooley - Sarge
George Carlin - Fillmore

“I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy

“- Franklin Laszlo: Great tape. This is yours?
- Daniel Miller: Oh yeah, I got everything by the Screaming Idiots.
- Franklin Laszlo: This is the Ramones, actually, I haven't heard the Idiots yet, maybe you can turn me on to them.”

Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
David Paymer - Daniel Miller

“- Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery, you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong. You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me?
- Phil Weston: What does that mean?
- Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once.”
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Mark Avery
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- J.T.: What kind of music do you like?
- Lee: Oh, progressive rock mostly.
- J.T.: Which is that?
- Lee: Oh, King Crimson, Yes, Genesis, Rush...
- J.T.: Right, right. Heavy metal goes to college.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Nancy Mette - Lee