“- MP Directing Traffic: Look, here's what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. Go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center. Then take a left.
- Bill Rago: P.M., P.X.
- MP Directing Traffic: If you hit the R.F.P.C., you've gone too far.
- Bill Rago: D.P.T.M., R.F.P.C. Can I buy a vowel?”
Gary DeWitt Marshall - MP Directing Traffic
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”
Graham Arthur Chapman - General

“Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, Father?”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp

“When you love someone, from Roosevelt to me, you go deaf, dumb and blind.”
Robert Redford - Hubbell