“- Henry Gatewood: So you're the notorious Ringo Kid.
- The Ringo Kid: My friends just call me Ringo - nickname I had as a kid. Right name's Henry.”
Berton Churchill - Henry Gatewood
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid

“- The Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
- Sally: S-L-O-W?
- The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.”

Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

“- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?
- Calogero (Age 17): No.
- Sonny: What do your friends call you?
- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That makes sense.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

- Cousin Avi: Should I call you "Bullet"? Tooth?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“Sixpack, if you call me Becky one more time I'm going to pop your tops, all six of them.”
Peter Weller - Steven Beck