“The good news is the tickets are selling like hotcakes. The bad news is the kids sound like shit.”

Meryl Streep - Roberta Guaspari

“- Jo Ann: You're never going to believe what just happened.
- Arturo: If it's bad news, Joanna, I generally believe it.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Daniel Zacapa - Arturo

“- Jack Leary: Nothing is alright!
- John Leary: Then we're gonna make it alright.”
Robert J. Steinmiller Jr. - Jack Leary
Danny DeVito - John Leary

“- Mama Mousekewitz: My little boy, back from the dead. America, what a place.
- Papa Mousekewitz: My Fievel. I thought I would never see you again.
- Fievel Mousekewitz: Never say never, Papa.”
Erica Yohn - Mama Mousekewitz
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekewitz
Phillip Glasser - Fievel Mousekewitz

“- Marlin: The water's going down. It's-it's-it's going down!
- Dory: Hmm. Are you sure about that?
- Marlin: Look! Already it's half-empty.
- Dory: Hmm... I'd say it's half-full.
- Marlin: Stop that! It's half-empty!”
Albert Brooks - Marlin
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory