“- Pee Wee: It's too big.
- Tommy: Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
- Mickey: He needs the junior size.”

Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Roger Wilson - Mickey

“- Austin Powers: Only sailors use condoms, baby.
- Vanessa Kensington: Not in the 90's, Austin.
- Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington

- Shazzer: Oh, God! You didn't use those? The vegan condoms?
- Bridget Jones: "Biodegradable and dolphin-friendly". If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment.
Sally Phillips - Shazzer
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“After all, without sex, none of us would be born. And we are all born out of a woman's cunt. It is the center of the world. And the more we can do to glorify that holy spot, the more we're doing for mankind.”
Molly Parker - Florence

“- Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
- Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U...
- Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.”
Roger Guenveur Smith - Big Time Willie
Hill Harper - Coleman 'Booger' Sykes