“Porky's” quotes

(1982)
Movie Porky's
Title Porky's
Year 1982
Director Bob Clark
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Some 'Angel Beach high school' students go to Porky's, an infamous bar of Wallace, the near county, managing to camouflage their minor age. Porky, the owner, mocks them letting them spend all their money. The guys try to react but are blocked by the bouncers and by the county sheriff who lines up with Porky, his own brother. Back to Angel Beach, the guys forget the abuses, but Mickey comes back to tell Porky how rude he has been. Brian, Ted and the sheriff of Angel Beach plan then to destroy Porky's bar with the help of all the guys and girls of the high school, taking also a resounding revenge against Wallace's county sheriff.
All actors – Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson, Cyril O'Reilly, Tony Ganios, Kaki Hunter, Kim Cattrall, Nancy Parsons, Scott Colomby, Boyd Gaines, Doug McGrath, Susan Clark, Art Hindle, Wayne Maunder, Alex Karras, Chuck Mitchell, Eric Christmas, Bill Hindman, John Henry Redwood, Jack Mulcahy, Rod Ball, Julian Byrd, Bill Fuller, Will Knickerbocker, Bill Wohrman, Roger Womack, Gary Maas, Ilse Earl, Jill Whitlow, Pat Lee, Terry Guthrie, Joanne Marsic, Peter Conrad, Butch Raymond, Cash Baron, Cash Spadard, Lisa O'Reilly, Allene Simmons, Cathy Garpershak, Jon Cecka, Don Daynard, Carl Zittrer
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  • “When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta shit. I don't like to take shit.”
    Scott Colomby - Brian Schwartz
    [Tag:fighting, jews]
  • “- Tommy: Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off.
    - Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit?
    - Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD.
    - Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us?
    - Tommy: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor.”

    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
    Mark Herrier - Billy
    Rod Ball - Steve
  • “- Mickey: How many girls can we get for a hundred?
    - Porky: There's five of you, right? That's a lot of horny dicks. I'll let you have two girls for an hour, or three or a half-hour.
    - Mickey: That's all?
    - Porky: No one's forcing you, but it's a long ride back home and it's even longer with a hard on.
    - Mickey: Okay, okay, we'll take three for...” (continue)
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    Roger Wilson - Mickey
    Chuck Mitchell - Porky
    [Tag:ability, money, sex]
  • “- Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.
    - Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.”

    Wayne Maunder - Cavanaugh
    Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
    [Tag:insult, men]
  • “- Pee Wee: It's too big.
    - Tommy: Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
    - Mickey: He needs the junior size.”

    Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    Roger Wilson - Mickey
  • “- Pee Wee: That's just how I like 'em!
    - Mickey: You like 'em as long as they ain't dead.
    - Pee Wee: I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold.”

    Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
    Roger Wilson - Mickey
    [Tag:death, women]
  • “- Mickey: Uh, barkeep, I'd like to speak with Porky.
    - Bartender: Porky's busy.
    - Mickey: Yeah, well he ain't too busy for what I want. I want to pay for some pussy.
    - Bartender: Pay me.”

    Roger Wilson - Mickey
    Will Knickerbocker - Bartender
    [Tag:money, sex]
  • “That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.”
    Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
    [Tag:food, threat]
  • “- Coach Brakett: I'm long gone after this semester, anyway. And don't call me Coach anymore. Call me Roy. I'm only 23 for Christ sake.
    - Tommy: You look much older.
    - Coach Brakett: Why don't you go and sit on a snake, Turner.”

    Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    [Tag:age, appearance]
  • “- Billy: She's married to some big black stud and he's gonna cut your pecker off.
    - Tommy: Yeah, I hear he's packing tweezers.”

    Mark Herrier - Billy
    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
  • “- Tommy: Jesus Christ! It's the mother lode.
    - Billy: I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.
    - Tommy: This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.”

    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    Mark Herrier - Billy
    [Tag:america, animals]
  • - Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying kites! I wonder if there's any kites around here we can fly!
    - Brian Schwartz: Listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's kike! K-I-K-E, "kike". You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

    Cyril O'Reilly - Tim
    Scott Colomby - Brian Schwartz
  • “Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun.”

    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    [Tag:genitalia]
  • “- Billy: Cherry, this is Pee Wee.
    - Cherry Forever: I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band?”

    Mark Herrier - Billy
    Susan Clark - Cherry Forever
    [Tag:insult, meeting]
  • “- Coach Brakett: She's a virgin.
    - Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.”

    Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett
    Bill Hindman - Coach Goodenough
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