I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "officer, she said she was 18!".
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.

“He was an old man in a young girl's world.”

Diane Lane - Corinne Burns

“Why can't you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“- Joe Black: While you were shaving this morning, you weren't just shaving, you weren't just shaving.
- William Parrish: What do you mean?
- Joe Black: You were hatching ideas, making plans, arriving at decisions, right?”
Brad Pitt - Joe Black
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish

“I immediately regret this decision.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy