“- Hulk: Pookie, what you smoking on?
- Pookie: Weed laced with embalming fluid. It's pretty good.”
Da'Vone McDonald - Hulk
Alphonso McAuley - Pookie

“Free papers.
[laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]”

Marlon Wayans - Shorty

“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Danny Murphy - Agent Steve Parfitt

“When I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo