“- Mike Lowrey: Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
- Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.”
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Sissy: I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
- Bud: And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“The one thing I am proudest of in my whole life, is that you're happy with me.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - John Clark

“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie