“The future. The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted to a new world.”
Hal Douglas - Narrator

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“Aquariums make me super horny!”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“Keep you thoughts as pure as the water.”
Victor Wong - The Old Man

“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”
Brent Spiner - Data