“- Clay: You ok?
- Blair: It's the cocaine... too much speed or something.
- Clay: That's a relief.
- Blair: What?
- Clay: Well, you're fucked up, you look like shit, but no problem, all you need is a better cut of cocaine.”
Andrew McCarthy - Clay
Jami Gertz - Blair

“- Guest at Party: Nick, I can't believe you look so good for someone so old. How do you do that?
- Nick Kudrow: Drugs, my dear. Massive doses of drugs.”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“Sometimes girls like you go down and down until at last they fall victim to narcotics!”

Virginia Weidler - Harriet Thomas

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou