- Alan Dershowitz: Reminds me of my Hitler dream. You know, Hitler calls up, he's alive... needs a lawyer. I say, "Sure, come on over". Then I have to decide: do I take the case, or do I kill him?
- Elon Dershowitz: You? No question.
- Alan Dershowitz: I would take the case.
- Elon Dershowitz: Then kill him.
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz
Stephen Mailer - Elon Dershowitz

“I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck as swastika on his jockstrap.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Lt. Wilbur Finletter: My God! It's Adolf Hitler!
- Mason Dixon: This is Sam Smith. He's our undercover expert. He's only disguised as Adolf Hitler.”
J. Stephen Peace - Lt. Wilbur Finletter
David Miller - Mason Dixon

“- Policeman: Date and place of birth?
- Willi Hitler: Er, Berlin February 22, 1944
- Policeman: Christian name?
- Willi Hitler: Wilhelm.
- Policeman: Father's name?
- Willi Hitler: Adolf.
- Policeman: Family name?
- Willi Hitler: Hitler.”
Bud Cort - Willi Hitler

“He betrayed me, he betrayed you, he betrayed the Aryan race!”
Gregory Peck - Dr. Josef Mengele