“- Neil Clarke: I could solve every problem in the world!
- Dennis: Have you thought this thing through?”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“The nose of the police dog, although long and efficient, points in only one direction at a time.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Arnold B. Epstein: Why do you think I'm a homosexual?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I guess it's because you never talk about girls.
- Arnold B. Epstein: I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“It's the plight of the bisexual. Gay girls won't play with you.”
Marya Delver - Carla

“All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.”
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd