“And so if you elect me governor, I promise to take care of California the same way I take care of my own family; with compassion, caring, kindness, and most of all, with an interest in everyone. My friends... California is my family!”
Ryan O'Neal - Bill Gluckman

“- Matt Brandon: If you're still sheriff after next election, it won't be on my vote!
- Sheriff Barney Riggs: Matt, the way I figure, you won't have any vote next election.”
Aldrich Bowker - Matt Brandon
Roger Imhof - Sheriff Barney Riggs

“Bullets change governments far surer than votes.”

Sir Ian Holm - Simeon Weisz

“I'm George W. Bush. I don't give a fuck what the vote says.”
Kiersey Clemons - Diggy

“- Jane: If I lose to Candy now, I swear to God...
- Ben: This actually kind of matters, Jane. This country could go under. We're talking about people's lives.”
Sandra Bullock - Jane
Anthony Mackie - Ben