“- John Milner: It's the little twerp!
- Carol: Don't little twerp me, John, I've grown.
- John Milner: A little bit.”
Paul Le Mat - John Milner
Mackenzie Phillips - Carol

“Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. If you got something to say, say it. Otherwise get the fuck outta here.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix

“- Mr. Herbert Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
- Eric Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
- Mr. Herbert Garrison: What did you say?
- Eric Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... how would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana

“All of you can kiss my rebel dick.”
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday