“The Last Boy Scout” quotes(1991)
Plot – Joe Hallenbeck lives in Los Angeles working as a private detective, but once he was one of the most respected secret agent around. After his friend Mike Matthews hires him to protect a stripper, Cory, Joe discovers that Mike is his wife’s lover. He’s totally torn when he meets Cory’s boyfriend, Jimmy Dix, who tells him the girl has been killed. Dix as well is not living a good period: together they will discover a surprising mystery behind the stripper's murder.
All actors – Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans, Chelsea Field, Noble Willingham, Taylor Negron, Danielle Harris, Halle Berry, Bruce McGill, Badja Djola, Kim Coates, Chelcie Ross, Joe Santos, Clarence Felder, Tony Longo, Frank Collison, Bill Medley, Verne Lundquist, Dick Butkus, Lynn Swann, Billy Blanks, Ken Kells, Morris Chestnut, Michael J. Fisher, Doug Simpson, Joe El Rady, David L. McMillan, Benjamin Agee, Donna W. Scott, Denise Ames, Frank Kopyc, Teal Roberts, Sara Suzanne Brown, Ryan Cutrona, Eddie Griffin, John Cenatiempo, Michael Papajohn, Matt Johnston, Edmund Villa, James Keane, Jack Kehler, Duke Valenti, Dennis Garber, Manny Perry, Vic Manni, Frank Ferrara, Erik Onate, Robert Apisa, Shane Dixon, Rick Ducommun, E. Brian Dean, Dick Ziker, Fred Lerner, John Meier, Don Pulford, Dennis Packer, Gene Borkan, Kevin Bourland, Jeff Hochendoner, Steve Picerni, Craig A. Pinckes, Carmine Zozzora, Theresa St. Clair, Ed Beheler, Colby Kline, , Robert M. Bouffard, Kristin Coppola, Adam DiSpirito, James Gandolfini, Anne Lockhart, Ray K. Morris, Patrick Russo, Julie K. Smith, USC Trojan Marching Bandshow all
“The Last Boy Scout” Quotes 29 quotes
“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”
“Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick. If you got something to say, say it. Otherwise get the fuck outta here.”
- Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...
- Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Could have happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week".
“Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?”
“- Harp: Last time I saw you drink straight vodka was 'cause you just cheated on Cory.
- Jimmy Dix: Why don't you pour me another?
- Harp: You didn't? You gotta be crazy, partner, cheatin' on her.
- Jimmy Dix: I gotta be somethin', Harp. 'Cause nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink, and nail anything with a heartbeat.”
“- Jimmy Dix: Looks like our evidence got blown up. I think we might have to get some more.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Just won't let go? You're like a dog with a frisbee.”
“The truth is a beautiful thing.”
“- Sarah Hallenbeck: You were never around. You know what? Fuck you, Joe. I was lonely!
- Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.”
- Joe Hallenbeck: What is that?
- Jimmy Dix: It's a bomb.
- Joe Hallenbeck: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines comin' out of it. They're gonna say "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit!".
“Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared.”
“- Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
- Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
- Joe Hallenbeck: No, I'll pass.”
“- Joe Hallenbeck: Ratings are down. So you're gonna bribe some senators to legalize gambling.
- Sheldon Marcone: Legalize sports gambling. You see, with all the heroes gone, legalized gambling is about the only thing that'll save the beast.”
“- Mike Matthews: What did you do last night?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.”
“- Jimmy Dix: It's called a vocabulary. You got one of those?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Sorry, my subscription to JUGGS magazine ran out.”
“Football is a dyin' beast. No heroes left. Not anymore.”
“- Joe Hallenbeck: Last night I fucked your wife.
- Alley Thug: You did? How you know it was my wife?
- Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.”
“- Jimmy Dix: He was a scumbag private detective.
- Joe Hallenbeck: All private detectives are scumbags.
- Jimmy Dix: That scumbag tried to get you killed.
- Joe Hallenbeck: Friends can't be perfect.”