“Look, I know the odds are the love of my life isn’t going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“I just want to be a man who has been to a concert with a girl in a red dress.”
Sam Claflin - Will Traynor

“- John: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.
- Molly: And why's that?
- John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.”
Josh Hartnett - John
Michelle Williams - Molly

“Brian, Halloween's not until October.”

Max Perlich - Yabbo