“Health insurance my ass! They don't pay for shit. You get sick on a Friday, they only pay from Monday through Thursday. You go to doctor A, they only pay for doctor B. You break your penis, they only fix vaginas!”
Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis

“- Maggie Vogel: Do you smell that?
- Caroline: No.
- Maggie Vogel: Are you sure? It smells like food.
- Caroline: It's probably your father cooking up something he shouldn't have. I'll get the drops.”

Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel
Joely Richardson - Caroline

“How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there's sorrow, pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you've felt.”

Michael Stuhlbarg - Mr. Perlman

“- Val: how's your health?
- Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.
- Val: What'd they take out?
- Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.”
Al Pacino - Val
Alan Arkin - Hirsch

“Sanity's not a choice, Marshall. You can't just choose to get over it.”

Ben Kingsley - Dr. Cawley