Plot – School is finally over for Bartleby 'B' Gaines and his parents are anxiously awaiting an acceptance by any prestigious university. However the postman delivers only rejection letters, so 'B' along with his friends - rejected by colleges too - moves to an abandoned building where he sets up his personal university. He calls it South Harmon Institute of Technology, with a proper Dean of Faculty and a website through which students can enroll themselves. The fake university is so credible and successful that soon 'B' sees many applications by dozens of students, rejected too from other universities. As well as being involved in the campus' building, 'B' has to find a way to conquer his beloved Monica too.
All actors – Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer, Lewis Black, Blake Lively, Mark Derwin, Ann Cusack, Hannah Marks, Robin Lord Taylor, Sam Horriganshow all
“Accepted” Quotes 15 quotes
“Rejection. That's what makes a college great. The exclusivity of any university is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.”
“You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!”
“Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment of every single day has been scheduled. So what do I want to do? Nothing.”
“There are a lot of things in my life that I thought were real and ended up being fake. Why can't the opposite be true?”
“- Bartleby Gaines: Does the run-of-the-mill college experience include stripping you of your dignity? Totally humiliating you, making you wear a... a... frigging hot dog suit?
- Sherman Schrader: It's a tradition.
- Bartleby Gaines: A tradition?
- Sherman Schrader: Yes.
- Bartleby Gaines: I've got a tradition for you. Schrader, you've been my...” (continue)(continue reading)
- Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"!
- Bartleby Gaines: Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!
“We throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores, Pimps and whores! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of...” (continue)(continue reading)
“This place is awesome cause now I can finally get Hepatitis!”